It's pronounced tattoo.......

My seven year old got a tattoo in his halloween bag. Being a kid he had to put it on right away!
He came strutting in to the kitchen to show me and my five year old yells," cool I want a tit tat toe too!"
I laughed so hard that if I would have had milk in my mouth it would have shot out my nose!

Who's your daddy?

We are driving home from church, and my kids are talking to each other about what it would be like to have two dads.
My five year old tells my seven year old that it would be cool. My seven year old says, " no it wouldn't because then you would have two dads yelling at you to get your chores done." My five year old gets this look on his face and tells him, " your right because we already have two bosses at our house, we don't need three." I am glad to see they refer to their parents as the boss.