I have a head ache..

My six year old got off the school bus the other day, and he wasn't looking so good. I asked him what was wrong?
he replied,"I have a headache on this side of my head." He was pointing to the right side of his head. Then he went on to say, " I think that the reason I have a head ache on this side of my head is because I need to go to the all day school, so that the other side can get as smart as this side that hurts, then my head wouldn't ache any more! "

The moral of the story people don't quit school after kindergarten or you will have a permanent one sided head ache!