Bathroom humor

We are driving home from a party at my sister in laws house, and I make the mistake of making it known that I have a potty emergency and to please drive faster. You can't tell me that this has never happened to you. Back to my story. SO my seven year old takes this opportunity to share with us all the potty terms he has learned in the last few months. "Mom do you have some business to do at the Oval office?" " Do you need to Johnny on the spot?" "Are you going to go drop some kids off at the pool?" Okay, I have to admit that I laughed until I literally was going to pee. I had to make him stop talking potty talk. Not funny when you gotta go!

What movie are you going to?

My husband and I are getting ready to go out for a Father's day dinner and a movie. On the way to the baby sitter's house my five year old asks me what movie we are going to go see. I tell him that we haven't decided yet. He gets this look on his face and then tells me," If you go to a chick flick, then dad is going to throw up!" Apparently girl movies bring on vomiting in this house hold.....