I hate birds!

Mommy blog, star date number 624 rounded to the nearest decimal point...... Thanks to the new Alvin and the Chipmunks movie, my five year old is now deathly afraid of birds. He informed me that he could not eat chicken again because it was made from dead a dead bird. Oh boy! You know that part where Dave's cousin tells Theodore that a eagle could swoop down, and eat him? Yeah, that would be the day my five year old decided he hates all birds. So now he asks me all the time what stuff is made out of before he will eat it. I got him an ice cream after preschool the other day, and he asked me what the cone was made from. Okay I am not a mean mom, but after the billionth time of hearing "what is this made from?" I told him that the cone was made from chicken guts! LOL! He threw the cone on the car floor with ice cream in it..... serves me right. Not only did I lie to him, but now I have a mess to clean up as well!

Then there was the day we had to take my three year old to a check up at the doctors. My five year old would not get out of the car because there was a bird sitting on the light pole right by the car. I had to make a lot of noise, and slam the car doors to get the bird to fly away so he would get out. Joys!

That's okay....

Today we are all loading into the car to go to my oldest son's baseball practice. My three year old is begging me to sit in the front seat. I told him, "Sorry honey it's not safe for you to sit in the front, because if we get in an accident you would get hurt, or even die." He looks at me over the top of his glasses and says,"that's okay, I want to sit in the front pleeeeease! " What part of you could die is okay?

Just wingin' it!

We took our kids to Winger's in the mall about 2 months ago. We are sitting there coloring on the little kid menu's, and eating the popcorn that they give you as you wait for your meal. Everything was going great! Then all of the sudden my three year old gagged on some pop corn . I grabbed him because when he gags it always ends with a bang! I pick him up so he is facing me, I go to take off for the bathroom he pukes all down the front of me, and I hand him to his dad who proceeds to run for the bathroom leaving a nice trail behind them. To top it off there was a family in the booth behind us, and one to the side of us admiring the puke trail on the floor. I am too busy wiping the nasty off of me to notice that a guy just walked right threw the mess and slipped, but luckily did not fall! This is why we rarely eat out.

Virus

My kids keep logging onto these free games that have all these little viruses attached with them. My husband and I have now made it so those games are blocked, but they can play the games that we have okayed. Any who, my five year got sick with strep throat last month, and on the way to the doctor he told me," Mom I am not gonna play the computer anymore because it gave me a virusss!" I love this kid!