I hate birds!

Mommy blog, star date number 624 rounded to the nearest decimal point...... Thanks to the new Alvin and the Chipmunks movie, my five year old is now deathly afraid of birds. He informed me that he could not eat chicken again because it was made from dead a dead bird. Oh boy! You know that part where Dave's cousin tells Theodore that a eagle could swoop down, and eat him? Yeah, that would be the day my five year old decided he hates all birds. So now he asks me all the time what stuff is made out of before he will eat it. I got him an ice cream after preschool the other day, and he asked me what the cone was made from. Okay I am not a mean mom, but after the billionth time of hearing "what is this made from?" I told him that the cone was made from chicken guts! LOL! He threw the cone on the car floor with ice cream in it..... serves me right. Not only did I lie to him, but now I have a mess to clean up as well!

Then there was the day we had to take my three year old to a check up at the doctors. My five year old would not get out of the car because there was a bird sitting on the light pole right by the car. I had to make a lot of noise, and slam the car doors to get the bird to fly away so he would get out. Joys!