Just wingin' it!

We took our kids to Winger's in the mall about 2 months ago. We are sitting there coloring on the little kid menu's, and eating the popcorn that they give you as you wait for your meal. Everything was going great! Then all of the sudden my three year old gagged on some pop corn . I grabbed him because when he gags it always ends with a bang! I pick him up so he is facing me, I go to take off for the bathroom he pukes all down the front of me, and I hand him to his dad who proceeds to run for the bathroom leaving a nice trail behind them. To top it off there was a family in the booth behind us, and one to the side of us admiring the puke trail on the floor. I am too busy wiping the nasty off of me to notice that a guy just walked right threw the mess and slipped, but luckily did not fall! This is why we rarely eat out.